Foreign Relations

Dear Hillary Clinton,
Watch out! There is a new diplomat on the block, and she is irresistible! She regularly introduces herself (and her family) to the native people, and while they are initially surprised, they are quickly charmed. She has made friends all over Munich, including such places as on the subway, in the supermarket, on the street, at the park and on and on. She is always sure to tell them her name, her parents' names, how old she is and where she is from, and she always, always shakes hands.

Here is a picture of her in action:

Actually, maybe we should send her to Libya. I'm sure she could convince Gaddafi to bend to her will.

Best,

Amanda